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The Bible


Rock me, sexy Bible

August 17, 2010

It’s no secret that I use StumbleUpon to find the majority of my blog content. And StumbleUpon usually does me a great service by providing me with many thought-provoking websites and articles. And then I get this. I love whoever submitted this verse, and this verse alone, to StumbleUpon: 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20 Sexy! (p.s. I Google image searched “bestiality”…

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Religion Science

Why I am going to hell #3: I’m ~bipolar

June 27, 2010

The second semester of my freshman year of college was definitely one of the hardest times in my life. In October of 2007, on my first date with my first boyfriend, I ended up having a screaming, semi-physical fight with my parents in the street in front of my friend’s house that ended in them cutting off communication with me. A few months later, before another friend came to visit, a sudden wave of sadness hit me that ended in…

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Family Religion

Why I Am Going to Hell #2: That Whole Premarital Sex Thing

June 13, 2010

Well don’t look so surprised, the last three people on Earth who truly believe that I am still a virgin. As for the rest of you- welcome to this post. It’s been a long time coming. At one point, I had a vague intention of staying a virgin until I was married. Until I met my first boyfriend, and until he agreed to go out with me. And then those vague intentions (and my promise ring) went out the door…

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